Two wheels is too much for me
And handlebars are too easy
Spin my pedals on just one wheel
Put me on the saddle I'm outta here
Give me a unicycle dear
Give me a rubber dusty keel
Give me an edge that I can feel
As I bump up and down the hill
Goin fast is overrated
And falling off is what I've traded
It's unbalanced but what a steal
Inefficient is my onliest fear