( Me and my mummy and Me and my mummy and Me and my mummy and me Me and my mummy and Me and my mummy and Me and my mummy and me) I saw the face of the mummy last night Well-ell-ell-ell I fell in love with this hideous sight ( Ahh) How could it happen? How could it be? It's just me, and my mummy My mummy and me It happened in Egypt By the old river Nile Well-ell-ell-ell At the base of the pyramid, she gave me a smile Do, do, do, do ( Ahh) The bandage unraveled Decayed flesh I did see Now, it's me, and my mummy My mummy and me ( Do do do do, do do do do, ahh) Flesh like clay, in her tomb, she did lay ( Do do do do, do do do do, ahh) For thousands and thousands of years, well-ell-ell
( Do do do do, do do do do, ahh) I came one day, found her rotting away ( Ah) And dried all her clay-like tears Well-ell-ell-ell-ell-ell-ell-ell We married in Cairo, the very next day Now outside our crypt, the inscription does say: ( Ah) "Here lie two mummies, wrapped close as can be" It's just me, and my mummy My mummy and me ( Me and my mummy and me and my mummy) I love her so ( And me and my mummy and me) She's my mummy, you know ( Me and my mummy and me and my mummy) I can't live without her ( And me and my mummy and me) She has me all tangled up ( Me and my mummy and me and my mummy) She's just my girl