[Verse 1 ] Nickelback didn't come from here We hate Kim Jung Un It's land of the free where anyone can buy a gun Apple pie and baseball and our body on a stabe If you're 16 and pregnant and MTV will get you pay [Chorus] We're all proud Americans where over reading's fun Hand me that hotdog over there And put some mustard on that bun ( 2,3 go) I put that wiener in my mouth And I will shotgun that beer I watch Netflix for 10 hours And then I Google some Britney Spears Kim Kardashian make millions But no talent it's true And that's what's Great about this place The red, the white and the blue [Verse 2] So keep your One Direction And I will keep my Johnny Cash Yes, I'll take it (super size please)
That 92 oz. Gla** Don't talk about our football teams So we won't punch you in the face Yes, I shop in Cents club About my poptarts by the case [Chorus] We're all proud Americans where over reading's fun Hand me that hotdog right there And put some mustard on that bun I put that wiener in my mouth And I will shotgun that beer I watch Netflix for 10 hours And then I Google some Britney Spears Kim Kardashian make millions But no talent it's true And that's what's Great about this place The red, the white and the blue That's what's Great about this place The red, the white and the blue yeah That's what's Great about this place The red, the white and the blue