(Bob Rivers:) Yo, yo (Girl as Dina Rae:) Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingling all the way Oh what fun it is to ride From Detroit to East L.A. (Bob Rivers as Eminem:) Is this a white Christmas? Hell no, my man! I'm leaving blood in the snow and smacking fat men You mean Santa, that boy's a b**h He caught my mom 'Christmas Eve and tried to give her kiss Fo' real he's no joke, the guy don't play He tried to ride way more than a one-horse-sleigh Laughing all the way, but he's not laughing today Jingle more than his bells, even the elves with pay COME CHRISTMAS EVE, OLD NICK'S A GONER! We'll be snacking on deer, eatin' Blitzen and Donner Not a question of when, not even a maybe Have a drunk Ms. Clause say "They're jinglin', Baby!" Give a new meaning to 'ho, ho, ho' Shake that a** girl, bumpin' booty in the snow So watch out Santa, you jolly old troll We'll be strippin' that sleigh and leave you the coal (Girl as Dina Rae:) Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingling all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a cop drop Chevrolet, hey Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingling all the way Oh what fun it is to ride From Detroit to East L.A. (Bob Rivers as Eminem:) Playing reindeer games, hell yeah my friend
Grab Rudolph's horns, see how far they bend When the snow turns red, his a** gets sent Back out to the woods with his f*ggy elf friend Oh, Santa Claus wouldn't list me as nice In fact, he'll have me listed as 'naughty' twice Not cuz' of the fights, or the Christmas gift heist, Because of the jizz, I left on his wife It's time for old nick to move and retire Or we roast his nuts on a big a** fire Yes I'm that bad, Yes, I'm that crude I mean your a** is huge, lose weight, for real dude All the cookies and milk, simply quite sick I mean, when's the last time you've seen your dick I don't mean to throw a fit and I'm not one to b**h But every year I get underwear, socks, and sh** (Girl as Dina Rae:) (Bob Rivers as Eminem:) Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingling all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a cop drop Chevrolet, hey Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingling all the way Oh what fun it is to ride From Detroit to East L.A. (yo) Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingling all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a cop drop Chevrolet, hey (yo, yo) Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingling all the way Oh what fun it is to ride From Detroit to East L.A.