It was not so long ago
I thought The Juice was number one
Tables turned, to say the least
And he's been looking pretty glum
And so that's why we got this trial
OJ says he was not the one
They've gotta play those lawyer games
And if he's guilty when they're done
And uh, I don't really wanna know, but...
Are they gonna fry OJ?
Wish I didn't want to know... yeah
I don't know why he took that ride
This made him seem like he's a crook
He's in a cage he's been arraigned
At him they'll try to throw the book
If he's the guy, weak alibis
Won't get his a** off of the hook.
You've got to leave TV unplugged
If you don't want to take a look.
And uh, I don't really wanna know, but...
Are they gonna fry OJ?
Will it be on the Donahue show?
...Is there too much OJ coverage? A ninety-minute special tonight on...
...Cross dressing transs**uals who think OJ was framed, on the next Geral...
...This hour on QVC: Autographed OJ Simpson trading cards actually signed while in the slammer...
...O.J. crosses the 50, the 45, the 40, the 405, the 101... He's over Sunset Boulevard....