We fell in love with Princess Di in '82. The press was fast at graphing everything she'd do.. They tracked her everywhere from here to Timbuktu Oh-a oh They took the photos, no respect for privacy. Using the latest in Zoom lens technology, And then they chased her through the streets of gay Paris. Oh-a oh They act like children Oh-a oh Someone should tell them... Media k**ed the royalty star. Media crashed the royalty's car. The Papparazzi go too far. Oh-a-a-a oh I'm in the checkout line, it's moving rather slow. I glance around and see the tabloids down below.
Those slimy ba*tards, they'll never get my dough. Oh-a oh They are the worst scum. Oh-a oh You shouldn't buy them. Media k**ed the royalty star. Media crashed the royalty's car. The Princess' d**h has broke our hearts. The Papparazzi went too far. It's time to stop hara**ing stars, And drunken chauffeurs shouldn't be driving their cars... Too far... they know who they are... Too far... you know who you are... repeat Media k**ed the royalty star. (You know who you are...)