Well I got a new kitty cat My wife won't let that kitty out I bought a brand new litter box But it's stinkin' up the house I tried the sand and gravel stuff I tried deodorizin' pills But I gotta take the litter out ‘Cuz the smell is with us still My wife, she don't like it Clean the cat box Clean the cat box I really don't like it Clean the cat box Clean the cat box At the store they got a potion Oh, it really k**s the smell The cashier says it's cool He uses it himself
But since the wind changed direction And my guests began to cry The crowd got a whiff Of that crazy cat box WOW!!!! I really don't like it Clean the cat box Clean the cat box I really don't like it But I'm supposed to go bowlin'! Clean the cat box Clean the cat box My wife she don't like it The guys are outside waitin'! Clean the cat box Clean the cat box I really don't like it You know I really hate this! Clean the cat box Clean the cat box