A long, long time ago I can still remember When I wrote this song and made a great big pile And now some chick with leather pants Who barely sings and cannot dance Has made a crappy version disco style Madonna's cover makes me shiver My stomach churns I can't forgive her I don't know if it's dance rap I'm pretty sure it's bull crap I punched a door and ran outside When I heard her sour notes collide She should be charged with homicide She made my music die So why did Madonna k** American Pie? Well, it's tragic, but my cla**ic has been hung out to dry She might as well have poked a sharp stick in my eye She's making all the neighbor dogs cry She's making all the neighbor dogs cry So why did Madonna k** American Pie? Well, it's tragic, but my cla**ic has been hung out to dry
She might as well have poked a sharp stick in my eye She's making all the neighbor dogs cry She's making all the neighbor dogs cry I thought this girl knew how to croon But she sounds just like two donkeys screwin' They'll put out any crap these days And the oldies I admire most The hip hop stations turned to toast They steal our songs and then they coast They make the music die So bye bye to American Pie When Madonna k**ed my cla**ic I just wanted to hide If Puffy ever takes a shot at Vincent, I'll die I'll pop a cap in his a** and drive by Pop a cap in his a** and drive by... Why did Madonna k** American Pie? Well, it's tragic, but this cla**ic has been hung out to dry She might as well have poked a sharp stick in his eye She's making all the neighbor dogs cry