Handy Dandy controversy surrounds him He's been around the world and back again Something in the moonlight still hounds him. Handy Dandy just like sugar and candy Handy Dandy if every bone in his body were a-broken he would never admit it He got an all girl orchestra and when he says strike up the band they hit it. Handy Dandy Handy Dandy He'll say what are you made off He'll say can you repeat what you say You'll say what are you afraid off He'll say nothing neither alive nor dead. Handy Dandy he's got a stick in his hand and a pocket full of money He'll say oh darling tell me the truth how much time I got She'll say you got all the time in the world honey.
Handy Dandy Handy Dandy He got that clear crystal fountain He got that soft silky skin He got that fortress on the mountain With no doors or windows so no thieves can break in. Handy Dandy sitting with a girl named Nancy and I got feeling kinda lazy He said Hon' if you want a gun I'll give you one She said boy you're talking crazy. Handy Dandy just like sugar and candy Handy Dandy pour him another brandy Handy Dandy he got a basket of flowers and a bag full of sorrow He finishes his drink he gets up from the table he says OK boys I'll see you tomorrow. Handy Dandy Handy Dandy just like sugar and candy Handy Dandy just like sugar and candy.