Looking in the mirror,
I slicked my hair,
I slicked my hair back right.
Ladies and gentlemen, BOAT!
It's almost time for dinner
but I don't care,
no I don't care tonight.
Cruising in the mini-van
we destroyed your best friends noise-rock band, I know.
I knew it was you.
We stayed up late and watched the moon.
Like your grandma, she can't hum a tune.
Okay, I like what you say.
My eyes they look real bloodshot,
my viens real big,
they're all real big to me.
My allergies are gone now,
it's spring and I am feeling strangely fine,
all the time.
Cruising in the mini-van
we destroyed your best friends cover band, I know.
I knew it was you.
We stayed up late and watched the moon.
Like your grandma, she can't hum a tune.
Okay, I like what you say.
La da dah da dah dah, come on now.