(Lock her mule up) (A mules got to roam around) (A mule start to roll around)
(WHOA, MULE!)
(Stomp my doors down) (He's gonna roll around)
(Stuck for who*es, now he's got to roam around) (ar-roof)
A-way down south around my hound (ar-roof-ar-roof)
(Kicked my doors off) (Shut my door and run) (Cause I roll around)
Ya really oughta hear them a-coons howl (ar-roof-ar-roof )
('Cause I who*e around) (Always a who*e around)
('Cause I who*e around) (Always a who*e around)
My pappy had a mule his name was Shine, down (ar-roof-ar-roof)
(Suppose to who*e around) (Chose a who*e house) (Goin' to who*e around)
A-used to let the cows out all the time (ar-roof-ar-roof)
(Whoa, mule!)
(So, off he goes, now) (He's goin' to who*e around)
(ar-roof-ar-roof)
He'd run down the road and stop n' look back (ar-roof-ar-roof )
(Goes to who*e house) (He's got to who*e around)
(He knows the who*es out) (Always a who*e out)
With sweat runnin' all up and down his back
(Go 'round, open the door) (I see there the who*e I liked best)
I could get close enough to hang around his neck (ar-roof-ar-roof)
(But she tore her dress) (When she pulled back)
Last night our wagon he wrecked
(Whoa, mule!)
(You ol' fool)
(Stopped the roamin' )
(Got my who*e back) (ar-roof-ar-roof)
(Drove my who*e back)
My pappy ran home and got his gun
(Got off my who*e's back) (ar-roof-ar-roof )
(Got my rollin' done)
All you oughta see ol' Shine run (ar-roof-ar-roof)
(All the who*es fast)
(All the who*es fast)
I could get close enough, a-you'll see
(She's fast) (movin' fast not close enough)
(She closed the door and ran)
Old Shine would never hurt me
(I got a tip!)
(Don't go fool around)
(Whoa, mule!)
(Fool!)
(Play a fool, wack off)
(Don't go who*e around)
You're a fool
Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa, whoa!
(Stay away from who*es, now)
(Fool)
Whoa, mule
(All the who*es around
Hold his neck, there
Hold it you, Shine.