(Lock her mule up) (A mules got to roam around) (A mule start to roll around) (WHOA, MULE!) (Stomp my doors down) (He's gonna roll around) (Stuck for who*es, now he's got to roam around) (ar-roof) A-way down south around my hound (ar-roof-ar-roof) (Kicked my doors off) (Shut my door and run) (Cause I roll around) Ya really oughta hear them a-coons howl (ar-roof-ar-roof ) ('Cause I who*e around) (Always a who*e around) ('Cause I who*e around) (Always a who*e around) My pappy had a mule his name was Shine, down (ar-roof-ar-roof) (Suppose to who*e around) (Chose a who*e house) (Goin' to who*e around) A-used to let the cows out all the time (ar-roof-ar-roof) (Whoa, mule!) (So, off he goes, now) (He's goin' to who*e around) (ar-roof-ar-roof) He'd run down the road and stop n' look back (ar-roof-ar-roof ) (Goes to who*e house) (He's got to who*e around) (He knows the who*es out) (Always a who*e out) With sweat runnin' all up and down his back
(Go 'round, open the door) (I see there the who*e I liked best) I could get close enough to hang around his neck (ar-roof-ar-roof) (But she tore her dress) (When she pulled back) Last night our wagon he wrecked (Whoa, mule!) (You ol' fool) (Stopped the roamin' ) (Got my who*e back) (ar-roof-ar-roof) (Drove my who*e back) My pappy ran home and got his gun (Got off my who*e's back) (ar-roof-ar-roof ) (Got my rollin' done) All you oughta see ol' Shine run (ar-roof-ar-roof) (All the who*es fast) (All the who*es fast) I could get close enough, a-you'll see (She's fast) (movin' fast not close enough) (She closed the door and ran) Old Shine would never hurt me (I got a tip!) (Don't go fool around) (Whoa, mule!) (Fool!) (Play a fool, wack off) (Don't go who*e around) You're a fool Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa, whoa! (Stay away from who*es, now) (Fool) Whoa, mule (All the who*es around Hold his neck, there Hold it you, Shine.