Let's f** in the woods, sweetheart.
Wood to wood, a** to gra**,
hands clasped, limbs grasped,
humping parts while nature sways,
licking bu*ts where reindeer graze.
Let's toil, uncoiled in the soil, soiled.
Broiled in baby oil (tree sap's foil).
Let's flirt with the earth,
with rubber to avert birth
and darkness to a**ert girth,
no shirt or skirt, just squirting in dirt.
Let's f** in the woods.