[Bo Burnham]
Guys, I'm not perfect, okay?
I don't use air quotes correctly, alright?
But I am against double standards across the board
Why is it that when a woman wheres revealing clothing, she's labeled a s*ut
Yet if I were to wear her skin as a jacket, I'm a murderer
If I f** a kid, I'm a pedophile
But if a kid f**s me, I'm a pedophile again?
Twice in a week? What is this?
[Music starts, Voice starts talking]
Hey Bo! Want to sing a song with us?
[Bo]
Okay
[Voice]
Great!
[Bo]
I don't know the words, though
[Voice]
That's alright, you'll figure it out!
[Bo]
Alright! Woo!
[Voice]
Hey Bo! Guess what?
[Bo]
What?
[Voice]
You're a f*ggot!
[Music stops, crowd applauds]
[Bo]
Wasn't clever, just mean. Bigoted, I apologize for that
So I was interrupted the other day while I-
[Music starts]
(Motherf**er!)
[Voice]
Hey Bo! Wanna sing another song together?
[Bo]
I really dont!
[Voice]
Too bad!
[Bo]
God damnit
[Voice]
Hey Bo! Guess what?
[Bo]
I'm a f*ggot. (Correct!)
Its not funny
[Voices]
You're a f*ggot, You're a f*ggot, You're a f**ing f*ggot
You're a f*ggot, (Can you turn the lights off?)
[Bo]
Is this funny to you people? Turn it off. Turn the track off
[Record scratch]
Why was it on a record player? You have a record player back there? You have hooked up a record player?
[Laughter]
You know, it's one thing to make that but to press it onto vinyl
Is a whole other thing. Alright? It's gonna outlive me
Just to be clear, I wrote, conceived, and executed the entirety of that bit. Do not give those Dumbf**s any credit
It's all me, baby. All me
Look at you people in the Abe Lincoln seats?
Bam! Too late, too late. How dare he make that joke so late?