For coughs and colds ans scabby holes
Itchy pimples, unseemly moles
For funny turns and Chinese burns
For aching heads we're most concerned
For staying lively, getting it nightly
This we guarantee
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Before you go to bed take two or three
When you wake you'll feel better
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Help you sleep and smile again
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You get much more although you pay less
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In fact be born again
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When you wake up you'll feel better
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