Kazoo, kazoo you are mine, kazoo kazoo every time
Turn it up, turn it off, turn it in
Turn it up, turn it off, turn it in
Anyway you choose, anyway you choose at all
Some days you get too much, some days it all gets too much
Kazoo, kazoo you are mine, why do you turn your back on me?
Turn it up, turn it off, turn it in
Turn it up, turn it off, turn it in
Turn it up, turn it off, turn it in
Turn it up, turn it off, turn it in
Anyway you choose, anyway you choose at all
Some days you do too much, some days it all gets too much