[Verse 1]
One month ago today I was straight as an edge sharp
But now I go for walks to hit that bathroom at the park hehe
I was tired of the same old witch
I wanted to find a new b***h (hehe) to s** my dick today
Usually after I f*ck a b***h I smile and ask her name
But I got real freaked out when the last one said it's Jamie no it used to be James
I can't erase my memories day after day I try
Time for me to find a new pub
To find a real p**y to ride
I see her face everywhere I go
Instead of a dick she's got a pole she's got a weiner
B***hes got a weiner
I see that chick everywhere I go
She's even on the Jerry Springer show
She's got a weiner
That b***his got a weiner
[Chorus]
Why oh why did you have to be a tranny [?]
I been used to having a p**y to ram on
But now I'm lost baby I'm lost
[Bridge]
F*ck f*ck f*ck
s** s** s**
F*ck f*ck f*ck s** f*ck s** s** she's got a weiner
That b***his got a weiner
F*ck f*ck f*ck
s** s** s**
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck s** s** she's got a weiner
B*****s got a weiner
I see that b***hed pointed out at me
She likes to stand up when she pee she got a weiner
She's got a weiner
She's got big tits and a lot of me
You bet that b***his a total freak she's got a weiner
That b***his got a weiner
[Chorus]
Why oh why does she have to be a tranny (oh yeah)
I been used to having some p**y to ram on and I'm lost
Yeah baby I'm lost oh
F*ck f*ck f*ck
s** s** s**
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck s** s** she's got a weiner
She's got a weiner
[Verse 2]
After another day comes to an end
I'm looking for a sign of something
Anything that will let me pretend
With all the b***hesI know hhmm I'm still a lonely man
You know it's funny I thought of her
While jerking in the palm of my hand
She's got to be
[Outro]
She's got a weiner
She's got to be
She's got a weiner