Soon to be released on world famous Cheese Factory Records. (Singing) Take the good, take the bad, take the gold and there you have Facts of life, the facts of life The obnoxious model-beating lead vocalist of a certain chart-topping heavy metal glam-rock band, sings a medley of all your favorite mid-80s television theme songs. (Singing in the background) Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum What might be right for you, might not be right for some
(Singing) Different strokes, different strokes to the world Including "Small Wonder," "Gimme A Break," "Silver Spoons," and this irresitable ditty. (Singing) Charles in charge, of our days, and our nights Available only on world famous Cheese Factory Records, Which is part of Underdog Entertainment, Which is part of Columbia Records, Which is part of Sony Music International.