Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Do you still go to raves Do you think Christ saves Do you spend your days in a purple haze Do you contemplate what a grape- nut is Or could you live drinkin' your own wiz Are you hooked on a feeling Are you hooked on gin and tonics Are you hooked on fistin' Are you hooked on phonix Did you ever have s** with a box of Kleenix Do you like the movie Malcom-x Or do you own a record by Stryker Do you have a mongaloid cousin wearing diapers Where you born and raised in New Jersey Do you like the taste of crystal Pepsi Are you deaf Well if you are you can't hear me But whats the use of livin' if your ears be Broken even if i spoke clearly You're still not able to hear me Cuz life is a game that no one wins But you deserve a headstart the way your lifes goin' So throw in the towel cuz your life ain't sh** No take the towel and hang and hang yourself with it Lifes short and hard like a body-building elf So save the planet and k** yourself If your feelin' down and out with what your life is all about Lift your head up high and blow your brains out (x5) Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M.A.S.H Dead ringer for a Clinger with a thicker mustache When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask Cuz she's got more chins than the Chinese phone-book Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook Does she stick to linoleum when she squats Does she look pregnant although she's not Did you first see your boyfriend on cops
Or at a star-trek convention or on top Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's On a third shift late new-years eve Does he live under a bridge scare kids and k** squirrels Does he do keg-stands until he hurls Could a blind man mistake his complexion for a Brail Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail Cuz life is a game that no one wins But you deserve a headstart the way your lifes goin' So throw in the towel cuz your life ain't sh** No take the towel and hang and hang yourself with it Lifes short and hard like a body-building elf So save the planet and k** yourself If your feelin' down and out with what your life is all about Lift your head up high and blow your brains out (x5) So take your life instead of takin' it for granted I'm thinkin' you should can it I think I'll help you plan it Live today like its gonna be your last Hang out With your mind Have yourself a gas I hope you take this the wrong way and misinterpret what i say Rewind and let me reverse it backwards like Judas Priest first did (?????????????????????????????) (?????????????????????????????) (?????????????????????????????) Cuz life is a game that no one wins But you deserve a headstart the way your lifes goin' So throw in the towel cuz your life ain't sh** No take the towel and hang and hang yourself with it Lifes short and too hard like a body-building elf So save the planet and k** yourself If your feelin' down and out with what your life is all about Lift your head up high and blow your brains out (x26) --- .