Cindy was just a "metal chick" Dressed like a s*ut, pretended to be "sick" She listened to Venom, Slayer And Frightmare Owned them all on vinyl Because it was "rare" In school she f*cked all the boys Breaking their hearts was one of her joys At night she'd go to all the local shows Smoked dope, drank beer And continued to pose The distro table had LP's on sale This b**h would never Order through the mail The seller split to take a leak While Cindy grabbed And stole the new Blood Freak She hung out more And snorted lines of coke Gave bl**jobs and received a good poke Unaware of the danger ahead
Soon Cindy would be just a puddle of red Back at home to spin the Blood Freak LP Playing with herself while tripping on LSD Turkey Monster visions Dancing in her brain Cindy starts freaking and going insane Out of her mind She plays the record backwards The sound summons Satan Right out of her innards She falls to the floor, her entrails blasted Satan has come To eat some f*cking acid! 666 is his number The king of all evil is here He lives by his own rules While you all live in fear Human souls are a treat But nothing beats a good trip Get him some god damn acid Or someone's face he will rip