A gore hound's hunger for the esoteric and obscure
Calls you beyond the 112th door of oblivion
A video wasteland festering in strip mall hell
Its shadow-dimmed aisles of decades-old curiosities
Its dust-choked shelves of forgotten sinema
Big box video like the tombstones of untold horror
Luridly painted epitaphs telling tales of carnage and carnality
An alphabetized memorial to the bygone video store epoch
C*nting rental girl's annoying questions gone unheard
Without end, you espy tape after tape after tape
Like a connoisseur, you pour over every cover, every photo
Every word, worshipping at the altar of yesteryear's atrocity
You breathe deeply of the foetid stench of moldering celluloid
Your nostrils inhaling the nameless fungi of long unwatched terror
Your hapless gray matter weltering in a miasma of
VHS morbidity, reality falls beneath a pell of macabre 80's carrion
Your mortal coil begins to mutate ' wet clay for the wetter chunkblow gods
Yours is the dead-meat face of snuff
Maximus and the Devil master's long hair
d**hdream's seething red eyeballs and geeking luther's hacksaw teeth
Striba's werewolf-b**h teats and I Spit On Your Grave'
Sweet bloody a**. Weirder than Burial Ground's little man-boy have you become
More hideous than Geogre Eastman's grim reaper and fouler than The Black Devil Doll from Hell
Gibbering and baying and glitching, scuttling and
Lurking andstatic-crawling, you are a bootleg abomination, an eleventh generation video nasty
Gut-churning revulsion heralds your rebirth the rise of rewound rottedness
Bloodcurdling screams disgust a Fabio Frizzi score to your ears, you lurch towards that clerk like Might of the Demons monstrous Bigfoot. You rip her spine from
Her irksome mouth and feast upon her piggish flesh
Defiling her sorry corpse with perversions unwitnessed by
Shocking Asia.with a mocking howl, your are an unspeakable throwback
An abhorrent video cla**ick madeflesh, and you have come to plague this world with the half-inch Horror
Once more!!!!