At the far horizon dust clouds appear Hogs of steel on a mission of revenge Their mighty engines roar with rage The drunk warriors scream in a drug-craze Clad in denim and leather armour Running over some peasants and farmers Stolen wenches by a cult of the damned Prepared to be sacrificed to their main man Full Moon Sacrifice Full Moon Sacrifice Eerie glow permeates the darkened forest Big pits of fire and chanting minions The biker up front spots the Satanic orgy They swing around the trees and crash the party Some wenches saved but some already dead Draped on the gnarly altar of dread From the fire pit, a portal rises In comes Satan to everybody's surprise Gruff looking biker hits the chanting main monk
Kicks him in the nuts and grabs his evil book Flips through the pages, the 'Turkey Monster' it is Starts to chant 'Gobble Gobble', the last thing he hears His flesh transforms and his skin melts off Growing a beak, 'Gobble Gobble' he shouts Satan versus Turkey Monster, the fight is on!!! Between the carnage and the chaos Full Moon Sacrifice Full Moon Sacrifice People erupting in fountains of blood Orgy of violence, when will it stop?? Bikers and Satanists die left and right Suddenly Satan and Turkey quit the fight Both look around and see nobody is left Turkey Monster grabs a beer as Satan resurrects a hot biker s*ut They grab a bike and both ride off in the sunset!!