Backfired Your plan, your plan backfired Backfired My man, your plan backfired in your face You came into my life to test me Your diplomatic drag depressed me The glitter in your eyes undressed me You were polished slick Really thick Wasting time dropping lines like "I could get you into movies" But we wound up at Hot Jo's for hamburgers to go Backfired Your plan backfired Backfired My man, your plan backfired in your face To steal my mind was your objective The way you spoke was too aggressive The silly jokes were not impressive Like "A travelling salesman met a farmer with three daughters", yet All the quips were so suggestive Then we ran down to Hot Jo's for hamburgers to go Backfired Your plan backfired Backfired My man, your plan backfired in your face Well, come here my little dear, I've got what it takes
Give me just what I want and I'll give you a break Well, don't slip on your lips cause you're talking so fast Buying for first, crying for last Well come on my little lady, don't shoot me down I've got strong connections all over town Just drop to a dead stop (what?) Fire (fire fire fire) Back (back back back) Backfired Your plan backfired Backfired My man, your plan backfired You were polished slick. Really thick Wasting time dropping lines Backfired "A travelling salesman met a farmer with three daughters", yet Backfired Backfired Backfired Backfired Backfired Backfired It backfired A new line and try it again Slick performance on demand Backfired You better back up fast and head out west You may still collect Backfired It backfired Your plan backfired Too bad Backfired