[tom]
I wanna f** a dog in the a**
[mark]
he wants to f** a dog in the a**
[tom]
I wanna f** a dog
That's right kids
I tried to f** your mom in the a**
Tried to f** your dad in the a**
could only find the dog....
and his a**
[mark and tom]
We wanna f** a dog in the a**
We wanna f** a dog in the a**
We wanna f** a dog
[tom]
I tried to f** a f**ing pirate in the a**
[mark]
Aarrh me and me first mate a scurvy cur
[tom]
Tried to f** a f**ing pirate
but I found the dog
[mark, in mexican accent]
Ahh that was no pirate man that was thy own sister
[music stops]
[mark]
It's a Mexican pirate
[music continues]
[mark and tom]
We wanna f** a dog in the a**
We wanna f** a dog in the a**
wanna f** a f**ing dog
[mark]
f** you