When I'm at work, ya,
I always rush right home for lunch
So I can check out what's up
On the Brady Bunch
And when I'm walking through
The front door at night
I gotta see who's winning
On The Price is Right, oh
I never dreamed that
I'd spend my days
Staring at some tube
Emitting cathode rays
I need my TV
What's happening in this world,
I don't care at all
But it better not preempt
Monday Night Football
I can't even come up
With my own views
I'm taught how to think
From the evening news, oh
I never dreamed that
I'd spend my days
Staring at some tube
Emitting cathode rays
I need my TV
La, la, la, la