When I'm at work, ya, I always rush right home for lunch So I can check out what's up On the Brady Bunch And when I'm walking through The front door at night I gotta see who's winning On The Price is Right, oh I never dreamed that I'd spend my days Staring at some tube Emitting cathode rays I need my TV
What's happening in this world, I don't care at all But it better not preempt Monday Night Football I can't even come up With my own views I'm taught how to think From the evening news, oh I never dreamed that I'd spend my days Staring at some tube Emitting cathode rays I need my TV La, la, la, la