It's Christmas Eve
And I've only wrapped two f**ing presents
It's Christmas Eve
And I've only wrapped two f**ing presents
And I hate hate hate your guts
I hate hate hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your Dad'll s** me off I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mum will touch my co*k, I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock, I'll never talk to you again, I'll never talk to you again
It's Labor day and my grampa just ate seven f**ing hot dogs
Labor day and my grampa just ate seven f**ing hot dogs
And he sh** sh** sh** his pants
He's always f**ing sh** his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your Dad'll s** me off I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mum will touch my co*k, I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock, I'll never talk to you again, I'll never talk to you again