I know a waitress
At Tasty Diner
She makes it easy to order food
She makes the specials
Sound really special
She makes it easy to get over you, I think
I'm feeling fatter
We used to eat at hom
But now I've got no one to cook a healthy meal
I like that waitress
She isn't eating me
But she knows I need more than food to help me heal
Under a sh** stained moon
I stink of you
I can't escape this
Break-up residue
Stuck like glue
Under a sh** stained moon
I go to parties
I really live it up
I show the ladies what a superstar can be
I'll drink a gallon
Before they make me stop
But everybody knows I'm faking everything