I've done something bad
I don't know what it is
I've murdered somebody
I know not who it is
What happened? well, it isn't fair
'Cos I was drunk at the time
The men in white suits
No wait, not them
The guards in blue shirts
And stiff grey pants
Coming to take me away
Coming to take me away
I've figured it out it was an old guy
He was some sort of priest
My a** is in deep trouble
Deep, deep trouble
Oh no, why is life such a b**h
Taking me away
And I'm not a bit happy (why?)
Cos my life just ended