Down in Normaltown
everywhere around
everything is square or is round
Andalusian dogs
never made the grade
movie houses patrons are so plain
chorus
While the rest of the world
keeps spinnin' around and round
life goes on in Normaltown
1989 everyone was fine
contented while they stood around in line
they were so impressed
standing in the gra**
home and then for beddy-bye they dressed
While the rest of the world
keeps spinnin' around and round
life goes on in Normaltown
while the rest of the world
keeps spinnin' around and round
life goes on in Normaltown
You can never go home
but that don't bring me down
life goes on in Normaltown
Mayor John Doe Normal
sat back and watched all his servants
working day to day
big shot Mayor Normal
never saw it coming when they
took his little crown away
In Normaltown they say
a man can make his life
find a Normal girl to make his wife
Normaltown is home
I guess it's just as well
now you know why this is a living hell