[Intro: Doc Doom]
Eh eh eh eh, yo come 'ere girl
Eh eh eh eh, what's up girl?
Eh eh eh eh eh, eh eh
What's your name? You down with the twist?
Know I'm sayin? Get a 'misfah crackin
Bar Mitzvah baby, we can all indulge
Let's have a Bar Mitzvah
[Chorus 2X: all *singing*]
Bar Mitzvah
Please bring yo' cousins and yo' sisters
If she ain't wit' it we gon' twist 'er
Cuz we just wanna have a Bar Mitzvah
So baby let's have a Bar Mitzvah
Please bring yo' cousins and yo' sisters
If they ain't wit' it we gon' twist 'er
Cuz we just wanna have a Bar Mitzvah
So lady let's have a Bar Mitzvah
[Doc Doom]
Yeah Black Knights, yea
What? Come on, we could all indulge
Yea, show some love, to a gangsta
Straight up, k**a Bee Gang
Yo' sisters
Twist her, come on
So baby let's have a Bar Mitzvah
The Black Knights
You hoes actin all brand new like you ain't never been ran through
f** me and I know you f** the homeboy too
Cut the game, save that s**er sh** for them lames
Cuz I know that you was a ho and you never gon' change
So just come through, oh yeah and bring your homegirls through too
I got a gang of homies and they thirsty like me too
We can all get drunk, get bu*t-naked and f**
Cuz all I really wanna do is bust a couple of nuts
Get my dick s**ed and be out
But first I gotta get my dick up out of this b**h mouth
Roll in the rich route, nut and then I dip out
So fast the ho don't even know that I done slipped out
[Chorus 2X]
[Monk]
Yo, what's up with the twist? Cuz I'm down with the click
They call me Monk, the b**h frontin like she don't want the dick
You tryin to stall, play it off like it's funny and sh**
So I approach, put her close and started touchin the clit
Got it crackin, whipped put, she started slurpin the dick
Hit it the p**y then I bounced cuz the b**h ain't sh**
I got another 'misfah crackin with this other young b**h
She liked it two at a time, I stopped two minutes to nine
One in front, one behind, while she waxed the other taxed
The b**h was nice with her sh**
p**y tight as vice grips, when she tighten her sh**
Gotta call the homies cuz they'll love this b**h
Cuz they'll love this b**h
[Chorus 2X]
[Crisis]
Black Knights keeps it crackalatin, twist the baddest b**h
Body ghetto fabulous, immaculate, extravagant
Hoodrat actin arrogant like she the sh**
I whispered, "I just wanna see the sh**"
She nasty, flash me then let me and the homies beat the sh**
Now she callin every other day like she need the sh**
Turned out, burned out, always talkin 'bout how we the sh**
Her friends worse than her cuz them skirts, always compete and sh**
Work the whole brigade and don't let nobody leave and sh**
We spaz out, had them b**hes in the telly with they a** out
Sippin on Henney 'til them hookers pa** out, we mash out
Adios, we ghost, thanks for the throat
Wake up bu*t-naked with a hangover, purse open, dead broke
[Chorus 4X]