Home game Little league Bottom of the 9th It was up to me The bunt sign A man on 3rd Tie the game, Coach? That's absurd I made my mind up at the plate If I see that fast ball Well, I just might have to swing away Big deal So what I had to take that homerun cut My life just don't make sense If I ain't swinging for the fence Home girl Major league Everybody said she's too good for me Prom night She had a date But I asked her to dance anyway Then I gave her a kiss on her front porch swing Then she thought it was funny When I said, 'Someday I'm gonna buy you a ring' Big deal So what If it takes everything I got
My life just don't make sense If I ain't swinging for the fence Home game Minor league She up in the stands Still pulling for me The bunt sign A man on 3rd I'm looking for that inside curve But he came hard with his fast ball Last time I saw- It was heading out over center-field wall Yeah! Big deal So what Now they want to pay me a million bucks My life just don't make sense If I ain't swinging for the.. Big deal So what I had to take that homerun cut My life just don't make sense If I ain't swinging for the fence Swinging for the fence Swinging for the fence Cold Beer! Hot dogs!