A Mercury is a real good car. That was the car I was drivin' that day. I've had a lot of cars. Yeah, different kinds. A lot of different kinds of cars. She was standin' - this girl - on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand. Wasn't the Colonel but it was a chicken stand, nevertheless. And uh, I pulled the Mercury up right alongside and I rolled down the window, you see, by electric power. And uh, she had this leather skirt on and she had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that, I like that a lot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush...
So she says, uh, 'Are you dating?' You know, and I said, 'Sure'. So she gets in and we pull off into this, uh, in a remote location, you know, that was comfortable for both she and I. And she says to me, 'How much do you wanna spend?', and I said, 'Whatever it takes to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one'. And she says to me, 'Twenty five dollars'. That's not chicken feed, you know, to a workin' man. So I produce the $25 dollars. And she sticks it down into her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis. (scoffing) You can imagine how bad I wanted my $25 back, huh?