Okay, I'll tell you what else.
I'm gonna extend the theory to our generation now, so it's more applicable.
The musicians today who don't do d**, in fact speak out against it: "We're Rock Against Drugs."
Boy, they s**. [laughs]
su*k.
Ball-less, soulless, spiritless corporate little b**hes. s**ers of Satan's co*k, each and every one of them.
[mimes loud, animalistic bl**job with the microphone]
[singing] "s**in' Satan's pecker..."
s** it! Put that big scaly pecker down yer gullet!
"We're Rock Against Drugs because that's what George Bush wants!"
[loud Satanic bl**job]
That's what we want, isn't it? Government-approved rock 'n' roll?
Don't you wanna be at a concert one night, look to your right and see Dan f**in' Quayle right next to you?
You know you're partyin' then! You know you're on the edge!
f** it, the Quayle Monster's here! There ain't no comin' back!
We might be up 'til 11 tonight! f** this!
"We're rock stars who do Pepsi-Cola commercial--"
[loud Satanic bl**job]
Luckily, Satan's dick has many heads, so all these little demon piglets can nuzzle up and s**le all at once.
Here comes a fella named Vanilla Ice!
[loud Satanic bl**job]
Here comes MC Hammer!
[loud Satanic bl**job]
Here's Madonna with two heads!
[loud Satanic bl**job]
[singing:] s**in' Satan's pecker...
s** it!
It's only your dignity, s** it!
It's only your dignity, s** it!
MC Hamm-- Oh, I'm sorry, it's "Hammer". He dropped the "MC". I can't wait 'til he drops the "Hammer", too.
How' bout this? Drop it all. Good.