Okay, I'll tell you what else. I'm gonna extend the theory to our generation now, so it's more applicable. The musicians today who don't do d**, in fact speak out against it: "We're Rock Against Drugs." Boy, they s**. [laughs] su*k. Ball-less, soulless, spiritless corporate little b**hes. s**ers of Satan's co*k, each and every one of them. [mimes loud, animalistic bl**job with the microphone] [singing] "s**in' Satan's pecker..." s** it! Put that big scaly pecker down yer gullet! "We're Rock Against Drugs because that's what George Bush wants!" [loud Satanic bl**job] That's what we want, isn't it? Government-approved rock 'n' roll? Don't you wanna be at a concert one night, look to your right and see Dan f**in' Quayle right next to you? You know you're partyin' then! You know you're on the edge!
f** it, the Quayle Monster's here! There ain't no comin' back! We might be up 'til 11 tonight! f** this! "We're rock stars who do Pepsi-Cola commercial--" [loud Satanic bl**job] Luckily, Satan's dick has many heads, so all these little demon piglets can nuzzle up and s**le all at once. Here comes a fella named Vanilla Ice! [loud Satanic bl**job] Here comes MC Hammer! [loud Satanic bl**job] Here's Madonna with two heads! [loud Satanic bl**job] [singing:] s**in' Satan's pecker... s** it! It's only your dignity, s** it! It's only your dignity, s** it! MC Hamm-- Oh, I'm sorry, it's "Hammer". He dropped the "MC". I can't wait 'til he drops the "Hammer", too. How' bout this? Drop it all. Good.