[Intro: Big Squid and Phone-Eg]
Yo hit this motherf**er p
Nah man I can't f** with that
Man i been dealin with you for 3 motherf**in months and you ain't hit the blazin in front of me yet dawg
So, what are you saying
I think you MAUY dawg!!
MAUY... I'm not no motherf**ing muay
Hit this f**in blunt then dawg
(Inhales blunt) Holy f**.. I think I did it
Yo... Yo Phone-E your floatin dawg
Quick... Grab me down i'm floating fam
Nah.. Nah f** that fam im comin with you hold on
Yo (Holy fuuuuck) Yo squid
When did you dye your hair tourquise dawg
Yo yo your chopped dawg
Phone-E
Yes
When did you grow tentacales fam
Your Chopped
Yo Squid.. I love you Squid you'll always be [my litte squiddy]
You already know fam.. golly m blem
Phone-E
Yes
Can you spit something for me
Fam I can't
What do you mean you can't spit you know you can
I forgot to change my briefs
What does that have to do with anything fam
O-o-o-oh yeah
Ok Squid i guess if you want something then I got something for you
Here goes nothing
[Verse 1: Phone-EG]
Phone-E blow some like a big choochoo train
Blow so much smoke it look like it wants to rain
Hit the marijuana get illusions in my brain
Talkin to my water bottle I think I'm insane
If beef claps off I'll probably catch a slug
See my worst enemy and give the man a hug
Lets go ride a dinosaur me Aladdin and Jafaar
Squid holy f** you look like a granolar bar
[Interlude: Big Squid and Phone-EG]
Yo that was a good ting squidward good job son
Your chopped you're squid and I'm Phone-E
HA! I'm Fra**ed
You really think I did good I kinda zoned out I don't know what I said
Yeah.. Truss meee
Why don't you give it a try Squiddy boy your good at it
Well I don't know how.. I'm a zookeeper and I fix toilets. You know what I'm sayin
Your a lie
Go ahead you can do it
Well, If you insist Big Phone-E
[Verse 2: Big Squid]
Squid inhale smoke like a f**in firefighter
Head off big spliff shake hands with Buzz Lightyear
Squid weakest piff is your mans worst nightmare
Your kush is orange mine mature white hair
On the road Lake Takamine Squid in 360
I sample up my kush and have you doing 360s
Lay you down like Ricky
Have you dancin like the 60s
2 for 1 [?] only cost me 50
[Interlude: Phone-EG, Big Squid and Biggs]
Woaaaahhh that was remarkable son
Thank you Phone-EG
Yo yo Biggs, BIGGS!!!
Uhhh [?]
Yo take the blunt on the floor.. And hit that
Yeah dawg
Holy f** dawg
Your up here now you might as well spit something for us Biggs
Go one give it a try (give it your all) Don't be shy
[Verse 3: Biggs]
[?] the bleezy up I become a sea tortoise
Or a flying squirell fapping wing throught the forest
Biggs packs a blunt load it up like Utorrent
Put the green to my mouth like a big argentinosaurus
Biggs hit the weed wit 3000 horsepower
Blunt in the tank get to Mars in an hour
My spliff hit the tallest make him [?]
Tauras in Toronto check out the spliff tower
[Outro: Phone-Eg]
Ok that was fun
Now lets get back to this gangster sh**