Now here's a story from Back in the day A true story about a drunk And a babe It unfolded right in front of us Rush hour number 20 bus This gorgeous woman With curious hair Cold stare nose in the air Arms folded across her chest We could tell she was Dressed for success Fancy shoes Expensive purse This girl thinks she's going Places
Drunk got on talking aloud Broke the tension Working the crowd We were amused this guy was fun Eyeing the babe and rambling on While she pretended not to care Cold stare nose in the air But we could all sense She was still enjoying Those compliments You got great legs Got them cheekbones baby But what the hell you do To your hair