Ol' macdonald had a farm ee-eye-ee-eye-oh And on this farm there was a chick purtiest chick I know with a little curve here And a little curve there this chick, She had curves everywhere Ol' macdonald had a farm ee-eye-ee-eye-oh And oh, this chick, she had a walk ee-eye-ee-eye-oh And how this walk would drive em wild swingin' to And fro with a little wiggle here And a little wiggle there man, This chick had moves to spare Ol' macdonald had a farm ee-eye-ee-eye-oh When she went walking into town ee-eye-ee-eye-oh The local gentry popped their eyes tarnation! What a show! With a gol-dang here And a gosh darn there Heavens to betsy, i do declare! Ol' macdonald had a farm ee-eye-ee-eye-oh There was a barn dance saturday night ee-eye-ee-eye-oh And fellas came from miles around just to see her do-si-do
With a promenade here, and a promenade there at a square-dance, Man, this chick's no square Ol' macdonald had a farm ee-eye-ee-eye-oh I used to be a travelin' man eeeee-eyeee--oh Until i hit macdonald's place Things were mighty slow with a little chick here And a little chick there I didn't have a real chick anywhere Ol' macdonald had a farm ee-eye-ee-eye-oh This farmer's daughter knocked me out ee-eye-ee-eye-oh I asked macdonald for her hand And he hollered go with a little curve here And a little wiggle there a gol-dang here And a gosh darn there a do-si-do here And a promenade there I got my own private county fair Ol' macdonald had a farm ee-eye-ohhh hi- aaay Ol' macdonald had a farm ee-eye-ohhh hi- aaay That's right, macdonald! it's all or nothin', baby!