Let's join the new teens
Yeah let's join their army
And hang out at bus stops
Swapping high school stories
Scare away travelers
Chain smoke and laugh all day (a-ay)
Go away to college
Skip cla** and f** all day
Praise west pitsfield for bein' yeah just breathin'
Pretend they love us just about as much as we love them
I'm tired of waitin'
Come on let's go
I'm tired of sayin'
Come on let's go
Hey hey
Let's get trapped under the ice
Yeah we'll brag to our best friends
Play tag with the sea life
We make a lot of new friends
And we'll become folk legends, hurray
Let's get your dad drunk
So he can embarra** you with
Stories about young who*es
Business trips hey business is good
We'll disagree about nothin'
Then we'll kiss
Yeah blame it on beer
Snow cones and shivers
So much fun we forgot to leave
I'm tired of waitin' come on let's go
I'm tired of sayin' come on let's go
Hey hey
Let's visit your unwed moms
We'll dance to some new wave songs
And you've known each other all the while
Because we made a lot of new friends
But we'll still cry ourselves to sleep