Oh I thought that I would like to be a cowpuncher so I went to a big rodeo
Assigned on as a bull rider everyone said that I would stop the show
But a little bitty steer let me down drove my head in the ground
The son of a gun really came unwound oh a little bitty steer let me down
Well he chased me around the arena his hot smartin' breath I could feel
I said I just want to be a cowboy and this wasn't part of the deal
Oh a little bitty steer let me down...
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Everyone there was in stitches we really did put on quite a show
Cause the seat was out of my breeches and I showed him how fast I could go
Oh a little bitty steer let me down...