Gentlemen it is my duty to inform you of one beauty
Though I ask of you a favor, not to seek her for a while;
For I own she is a creature of character and feature
No words can paint the picture of the Queen of all Argyll
Chorus
And if you could have seen her there, boys if you had just been there
The swan was in her movement and the morning in her smile
All the roses in the garden would bow and ask her pardon
For not one could match the beauty of the Queen of all Argyll
On the evening that I mention I walked with light intention
To a part of our dear country known for beauty and for style
Being a place of noble thinkers, of scholars and great drinkers
But above them all, for splendor, shown the Queen of all Argyll
Chorus
Now me lads I needs must leave you, my intention not to grieve you
Nor would I deceive you, so I'll seek you in a while
I must find some way to gain her, to court her and to tame her
For I fear my heart's in danger of the Queen of all Argyll
Chorus