[Red Guy]
Isn't it nice to finally be outside on such a beautiful day?
[Duck]
Yes! And I've packed us a delicious chicken picnic!
[Yellow Guy]
Huh?
[a bu*terfly flies by Yellow Guy, and he laughs, full of joy at the sight]
[Duck]
*swats the bu*terfly, k**ing it* Pesky bee!
[A traumatized Yellow Guy runs away.]
[Red Guy]
Hmmmm, he seems upset about something. I wonder what will happen?
[Yellow Guy sits in the tree crying until he notices the bu*terfly above him]
[bu*terfly]
It makes you sad, doesn't it?
That there's so much hatred in the world
I hope you don't mind if I ask you a question
[Yellow Guy]
A little baby pigeon
[Verse 1: bu*terfly]
Have you ever wondered why we're here?
What's it all about? You've no idea
And everywhere you look, all you see is hatred
And darkness, d**h and fear
But you know it doesn't have to be
That I hate you, and you hate me
Cause even though we're different, it doesn't make a difference
And we can live in harmony!
No, you don't know who I am
But maybe I could hold your hand
And together we can understand about love!
[Yellow Guy]
Huh, I feel tingly!
[bu*terfly]
Yes, that's love, my friend, and it's time for you to learn all about it! *giggles*
[Background singers]
Love is a place, love is a thing. (4x)
[Verse 2: bu*terfly]
And do you ever feel like life's unfair
Cause everybody hates you, and no one cares!
But if you follow me
Maybe you'll see
That love is everywhere!
[Yellow Guy]
What is love, is it in the sky?
[Cloud]
No, it's a feeling, deep inside
[Yellow Guy]
Because I'm hungry
[bu*terfly]
No, you're lonely!
I can see it in your eyes
[Yellow Guy]
I don't understand
[bu*terfly]
Don't worry! You will soon
Come and meet some of my friends; they know all about love
Come on, just over the rainbow!
[Duck]
Oh look, there he goes, flying through the sky
[Red Guy]
Maybe, we should follow him, or we'll get left behind
[Duck]
Yes, but there's lots of chicken left
And I'd like to eat the chicken!
[Red Guy]
I'd also like to eat the chicken; let's do that instead
[Verse 3: bu*terfly]
So here we are with all my friends
And they love you, all of them!
[Rabbit]
Yes we do!
[Unicorn]
It is true!
[Purple Guy]
We love you!
[Beaver]
And you love us too!
[Yellow Guy]
*laughs* I love you too, furry boy
[Beaver]
*laughs* Harder!
[Red Guy]
Now we've eaten the chicken, I don't know what to do
[Duck]
Maybe we should look for our friend
Isn't that what friends do?
And we have finished the chicken picnic
[long pause]
[Verse 4: bu*terfly]
To love each other is to care
To be kind!
[Flower]
And to share!
[Rabbit]
I love my friend so I give him a hug!
[Purple Guy
I made this for you, cause I love you so much!
[Beaver]
I love my pet, cause he's a crab!
[Yellow Guy]
I love this tree and I love this stick and I love this mole
[bu*terfly]
No no no, that's not how it's done
You must save your love for your special one
[Yellow Guy]
My special one?
[Unicorn]
Everyone has a special one!
[Yellow Guy]
Even me?
But I am lonely
[bu*terfly]
Yes, it's true!
But do not worry
You're confused, but that's okay!
Let me put it another way
[Tree]
This is the story of Michael
The loneliest boy in town
*sings* This is the story of Michael
The ugliest boy in town
Ugly and weak
They called him a freak!
So he lived on his own, underground. [3x]
[bu*terfly]
You see, everyone has a special one
[Rabbit]
Even Michael!
[Verse 5: bu*terfly]
Your heart beats hard like a big love drum
Calling for your special one
[Rabbit]
So be patient! Cause just maybe
[Love-Cult]
Your special one will come
[Beaver]
He's made for her!
[Unicorn]
And she's made for him!
[Rabbit]
That's the way its always been!
[Beaver]
And it's perfect!
[Purple Guy]
And it's pure!
[bu*terfly]
And it's protected with a ring!
[Tree]
That's the way that all love goes
[Unicorn]
Like a flower it grows and grows!
[Purple Guy]
And it's forever
[Sunflower]
And forever
[bu*terfly]
And now we all worship our king
[Love-Cult]
Our king!
[Yellow Guy]
Huh?
[Love-Cult]
Our king!
[bu*terfly]
His name is Malcolm
[Love-Cult]
Our king!
[Beaver]
He is the king of love
[Love-Cult]
Our king!
[Unicorn]
We must feed him
[Love-Cult]
Our king!
[Rabbit]
We must feed him gravel
[Love-Cult]
Our king!
[bu*terfly]
Or he becomes angry
[Love-Cult]
Our king!
[Malcolm]
Mmm, gravel!
[Love-Cult]
Our king!
[Verse 6]
(Love-Cult continues singing "Our king!" in the background)
[bu*terfly]
And this is your chance to start anew!
And all we're asking you to do
[Rabbit]
Is change your name
[Beaver]
And clean your brain
[bu*terfly]
And forget anything about you ever knew!
[Unicorn]
And your heart will find its home
[Yellow Guy's Special One]
And our love will never go!
[bu*terfly]
Now wear this ring
[Love-Cult]
And join the king!
[bu*terfly]
And you will never be alone
[Yellow Guy wakes up from that nightmare, traumatized and looking down at Red Guy and Duck.]
[Red Guy]
Oh, there you are
We've been looking for you all afternoon
[Duck]
We're sorry we upset you
But look
We've bought you the last boiled egg
To cheer you up!
[Red Guy]
I guess it must be because we LOVE you
[Yellow Guy]
For me?
[The boiled egg hatches to reveal a caterpillar that looks eerily similar to the bu*terfly]
[Caterpillar]
Father!
[Duck]
*swats the caterpillar, k**ing it* Pesky bee!
[End Credits]