I am a modern caveman Sittin' here by the fire These hands of mine been busy They never seem to tire I am a fearless hunter Look at all these bones Sometimes i sit and wonder Who i am and what i'm for I'm a caveman I painted lots of pictures And made up my own songs I shivered through the winters The pain has made me strong I'm looking for a woman
To help me count these stars Then maybe she could show me Who i am and what i'm for I'm a caveman I named the constellations And taught myself to swim Created my creator And made me look like him I pondered my condition Till my head began to ache Right now i'm going fishin' It's good to be at the top of the food chain I'm a caveman