[Verse 1: Beardo]
They Call me Beardo
You think I give a f**? It's the trailer park hero
Drinkin' Jack Daniels
I'll be at NASCAR if you wanna tango
[Dirt Nasty]
I be rangelangin' 'em up
Dirt Nasty grab the bull by the horn buck
I'm tacky as f**
Blue cowboy boots, made outta duck dick
[Beardo]
k**ed both my parents
(Why'd you do it beardo?)
It was self Defense b**h
And I got a problem with narcotics
The CIA be watchin my apartment
[Dirt Nasty]
Take off your top b**h
I raid the cupboard at the orthodonist
While I beat up a handicap
Redarded dumb f** dick with a fanny pack
[Hook]
Drugs
On my mind
Drugs
All the time
Drugs
Hard to find
Drugs
On the grind
[Verse 2: Dirt Nasty]
I fathomed my head in the reflection
Of the '68 firebird I stole in Houston Texas
I'm addicted to Co-'caine
And all types of other medication man
[Beardo]
My step dad's a tweaker
He made speed with a bunch of ether
I never had a Easter
But I always had a bunch of speakers
[Dirt Nasty]
I'm a one man band on E
Keep on trucking to your town on 18
Wheels not inches
White boys always get they're dick s**ed at Winchell's
[Beardo]
"b**h clean the dishes!"
I slap ya face, having you be wishing
I heard a man want a fight
He a black belt, b**h I got a buck knife
[Hook x2]
[Verse 3: Beardo]
The white ski slopes in Van Nuys
They've always been there open your eyes
Beardo's the truth
Take me to ya dealer lets do some 'ludes
[Dirt Nasty]
I've been on more d** than Courtney
Love-to-stick-my-dick-in-a-hole like Porky's
I ain't trippin' dude
Get my dick s**ed in the conference ro-oo-oo-om, sh**
[Beardo]
Well let's leave it at this
Me and dirt nasty we f**ed your b**h
And don't say sh**
When you get your wig split
Or your neck slit
[Dirt Nasty]
Now everybody say "s** my dick"
We shoot to k**, you ain't sh**, b**h
Me and Beardo wasted
I took a molly, he took a straight hit
[Hook x2]