Superman: I lost my parents in childhood
Grew up a loner no one understood
And spent years brooding as an aimless drifter
But, through the inspiring words of my father
I'll become a symbol, an icon
A savior to restore hope to those who have none
Batman: umm, you mean like batman?
Superman: I traveled the world as a bearded outcast to discover who I am
Batman: been there done that
Superman: My friends only speak to me in exposition and speeches about how important and unique I am
Batman: Been there done that
Superman: If you ask my life story, I would tell it to you out of order and disjointed
Batman: been there done that
Superman: I often have flashbacks out of nowhere about how important my destiny is
Batman: been there done that
Superman: I wear dark, tight costume
Batman: Ditto
Superman: with a long flowing cape too
Batman: I think we shop at the same store
Superman: I have a wise father figure who isn't my father at all
Batman: s** my balls
Chorus:
I'm superman
I'm the freaking' man of steal
No one can do what I can
I am the real deal
I'm the most unique super hero that this world's ever seen
Batman: except for me
Superman: I'm mentally depressed and psychologically tortured
Batman: not special
Superman: I've stared into the vast empty void and have come out scarred yet responsibly stronger
Batman: same
Superman: I reflect when I'm in my giant, dark, empty fortress
Batman: sounds familiar
Superman: I want to save people, but under my protection the civilian d**h toll has tripled
Batman: oops
Superman: I'm an awkward nerd
Batman: No you're not, you're an emo hunk every women wants to sleep with
Superman: Ok, you're right about that
Batman: over here
Superman: I have a bland but independent girlfriend who I still have to save most the time
Batman: oh you mean like mine!?
Listen up twerp
You can't be who I am
Your a speedy pretty boy I'm the freaking batman
The dark brooding loner is my thing ya see
And Zack Snyder sure ain't gonna to take that from me
Second Chorus:
I am Batman
Better then the man of steel
You should know who I am
I'm the OG real deal
I'm the most unique super hero that this worlds has ever seen
So don't steal my thing
Superman: No, I'm superman
I'm the freaking' man of steal
I do whatever I can, way more then the batman will
To save the day, I'll do whatever I can, I've even k**ed a man!
Batman: Jesus, guy!
Superman: He was going to k** some random people I didn't know
Batman: Dude, I didn't even k** the insane clown who murdered my girlfriend
Superman: Oh…
Batman: You're sick
Superman: No…I'm SUPERMAN!