I see him a-coming He's walking down the highway And his big thumb out His big boots on He wants to get me He wants to hurt me He wants bring me down But sometime later when I feel a little straighter I will come across a stranger Who reminds me of the danger And then I'll run him over Pretty smart on my part Find the way I can see her coming Sure looks pretty Her breasts are bold Her mouth is large She wants to get me She wants to hurt me She wants to bring me down But sometime later when I feel a little naked
I'll lead her to altar Tie her all in leather Then I'm gonna whip her Pretty smart on my part Find the way I can see them coming They're training in the mountains They talk chinese They spread disease They want to get me They want to hurt me They want bring me down But sometime later when I feel a little safer We'll a**asinate the president And take over the government And then we're going to fry them Pretty smart on my part Find the way