Oh no Aww There's sh** stains all over the porcelain And my time is running out Mitch is walking this way And Everytime I thought I'd got it clean I found some more along the rim And Mitchel came and faced me As I felt myself losing his trust And he covered both his nose holes And I said "No way Mitch, it's just rust" J-J-J-JOSH SLEEP AND sh*t THE BED J-J-J-JOSH DON'T WANNA BE A sh*tTY MAN J-J-J-JOSH TURN AND CLEAN THE sh*t J-J-J-JOSH JUST GONNA HAVE TO TRY CLEAN IT UP I MAY sh*t THE BED BUT THE BED WON'T sh*t ME Aw I watch the ripples of the waves Of my basement flooding, it's like Seveen inches and uh So my canoe floats by my eyes But the night's still young
And these sisters that I sh** on As they try to swim away Are immune to the flooding waters They're quite aware of what they're swimmin thru J-J-J-JOSH SLEEP AND sh*t THE BED J-J-J-JOSH DON'T LET ME DROWN IN HERE J-J-J-JOSH GO CLEAN UP YOUR MESS J-J-J-JOSH GUESS I'LL TAKE ON THE RESPONSIBILITY I MAY sh*t THE BED BUT THE BED WON'T sh*t ME Basement is flooding Oh no Grandmas are flooding Goin' down holdin' hands J-J-J-JOSH SLEEP AND sh*t THE BED J-J-J-JOSH NOW THIS BECOMING IS A REAL EPISODE J-J-J-JOSH GO CLEAN UP YOUR MESS J-J-J-JOSH MAN I WISH I DEAD I MAY sh*t THE BED BUT THE BED WON'T sh*t ME I SAY THAT I MAY sh*t THE BED BUT THE BED WON'T sh*t ME