[Gaga] Remember when I used to not totally s**?
My songs and videos were not pretentious and f**ed up
But then I lost my damn mind, now I am in a bird cage
I've gone completely mad, I'm totally batsh** insane
[Bridge]
[Gaga] I combined art and pop and made a flop
Don't let your children watch this
It will scare the poor things sh**less
I need attention constantly
[Miley Cyrus] Same with me!
[Amanda Bynes] And me!
[Justin Bieber] And me, swag! [Spits on ground]
I've covered myself in blood
I've worn a meat dress
I've even convinced the world I had a penis
My whole career is built on horrible gimmicks
Instead of focusing on making good music
All the stuff I do is for the fame
Like making a whole CD exploiting the gays
I think I'm god's gift to the human race
Now watch me smear random sh** all over my face
I try way too hard to be seen as artistic
But it just makes me seem like a pathetic narcissist
One second I'm a woman suddenly I am a swan
You have no freakin' idea how many d** I am on
(A lot)
[Gaga] I am the definition of egotistic
[Male backup dancer] She's right I just looked it up and it shows her pic
[Gaga] I'm so conceited and smug I eat my own sh**
Then I wash it down with a gla** of Gaga piss
Everyone clap for me
Yes that is it!
Now you're all under my spell I am a fame witch!
[Backup Dancers] Gaga you're amazing, a true genius
And nothing shocking you do is dumb and pointless
[Gaga] Yes, it's working
I'm transforming, into a true fame monster!
Soon I will rule all the earth
[Male backup dancer] Hey look, isn't that Madonna?
[Madonna] Gaga is just a fraud, hold your applause
She is just trying to be the new version of me, clearly
I was the first attention who*e
Now it's time to end this war!
Look at my magical jugs they'll see you free
Stop giving Gaga your love
Save it for me
[Gaga] Don't listen to Madonna! Keep on clapping
[Male backup dancer] Actually we've had enough, you're getting boring
[Madonna] The whole world's sick of you, check this headline
[Female backup dancer] Your last tweet was retweeted only 4 times
[Madonna] Sorry Gaga, you're through
[Gaga] No this can't be!
Please, I am begging all you, do not ignore me!
Oh no, what's happening?