Austin:
I, I'm a clone of Bieber
Wear over sized sneakers
And sing into mirrors
And my
My government grew me
In a laboratory, to become the next big
Teen heartthrob
Scientist:
Everything's looking good
Next we should
Test out how he performs the hook!
Austin:
Now I'm outside
My friends are dancing like tool
See a black guy
And high five him so that I look cool
Chasing a broad
Acting like I am in love
Singing a song
That sound twenty years old and also
My hat is dumb
Justin:
Who is this scum!
Austin:
Why
Are you walking away?
I guess you must be gay
Cause I'm f**ing perfect
b**h
Girl:
No
It's because you look nine
And I hope you realize
That this song sounds just like
Bye Bye Bye
Scientist:
Everything's looking great
With Austin
Other Scientist:
Wait who is that?
Scientist:
Oh sh** it's Justin!
Justin:
This needs to stop
Other Scientist:
Crap he found us this is bad
Justin:
You think you're hot
But you don't even wear drop crotch pants
Austin:
Justin piss off
I'm the new you kiss my a**
Justin:
That's the last straw
I challenge you to a swag match
Austin:
Ok it's On
Swag swag swag swag swag
Justin:
Like Donkey Kong!
Swag swag swag swag swag swag swag
Other Scientist:
What the hell is happening?
Scientist:
Their egos are colliding
It is causing an earthquake
We need to
Deactivate!