[Rihanna] I'm friends with a monster his name's Eminem
Going to take a journey inside of his head
I'm trying to save him don't fight this process
Have you seen Inception?
Yea, we stole that conception
[Eminem] I'm inside my brain trying to find out my true freak, you see
Need to reveal the real me
Do you think that this elevator's an antique?
I think I'm going to get motion sick, excuse me
Looks like I ate cake and tacos too and there's mom's spaghetti
Knees weak, palms are sweaty, wrong song you deadbeat!
Now I see me, wait this is confusing
Why do I look like a baby?
[Lil Slim] It's the birth of Slim Shady
Don't you see?
You and Dr. Dre create me
Whoo!
[Eminem] Get me out of here RiRi
[Rihanna] Oh sh**, he woke up, time to hit him back to sleep
[Eminem] Goddamn, I'm back in this weird dream
I'm beginning to think that Rihanna is not a real shrink, you should just listen to me
Do d**, bash gays
Hate on boy bands, and always be angry
Here's some pills to help you think
[Rihanna] Em should get a sponsor
He's such a pill head
Maybe from Vicodin, Valium or Ambien
He's always so pissed off
He can't catch his breath
Eminem calm down please
Stop with all the yelling
[Eminem] Flashback to my wigger mindset
I look like I stole somebody's over-sized UPS outfit and freebased in it
And on top of all of that crap
I'm wearing a doo-rag and can't control my hands
[Eminem] Cut me slack I was trailer trash
[Yodeler] Yodel-odel-ay-hee-hoo!
[Eminem] Who the hell's this f*ggot a** dude yodeling
Dude I don't know, it's your weird a** dream
[Elton John] I'm here Elton John the gay pianist you're still using that word? Time for you to pay, come here give me a kiss. Oh no, my toupee!
[Eminem] Without that stupid wig you look cute actually can I please s** your dick?
What the hell's happening in my head?
Why did I just offer dome to a gay guy?
If I'm relaying what the voice in my head's saying I really am disturbed
[Rihanna] Marshall's on a roof now, how did that happen?
Pretty sure that elevator was descendin'
I guess his messed up head can't tell direction
Whatever, never mind back to the storyline
[Rihanna] This song's almost over this must be the end
[Eminem] (Whatever is)
[Rihanna] Whatever is in that box must be his demon
[Eminem] (Wait, what the)
[Rihanna] Wait, what the f** it's a giant M&M
[Eminem] (You dumba**)
[M&M] You dumba**, don't you see?
This is your destiny
Set yourself free!