[Justin Bieber]
[Verse 1]
Lately I've been really stressed out I have done many dumb things
Like leavin a show cos someone in the front row spilled a drink
And walking round naked while photographers, snapped pics of my peen
Then claiming I was a victim of shrinkage
My manager told me to make a song to apologize
He told me to act like my life is hard so people empathize
Then he said to look at the camera and make sad puppy dog eyes
Cos it would make my teen girl fans feel bad for me
[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah, when I publicly say I'm sorry
Everyone will instantly forgive me
And once they do that
I can get away with anything
So once I've said I'm sorry, I did bad
I can go back to being a douchebag
[Chorus]
I'm sorry, yeah
Sorry, yeah
Sorry
I can act like a total piece of sh**
As long as I say I'm sorry for it
[Verse 2]
I could seduce a hot mom and talk her into intercourse