(Uh-huh, honey) [Kanye] This video might be the worst thing in history Even worse than when I asked Kim to marry me Bound Douchebags in love Bound Douchebags in love (Uh-huh, honey) Why am I inside a 90′ screensaver? These backgrounds look like old Windows wallpaper I'm losing my brain this concept is trash Why the hell am I dressed up like a lumberjack? I know that I'm a narcissistic psycho, ignorant, going on rants at every show (Uh-huh, honey) Even the president said I'm a jacka** [Barack Obama] It's a true fact the whole country knows that [Kanye] I think I'm a lyrical genius, but why? Most of the lyrics in this song would make Pac cry And how come Kim look like a wannabe J Lo? Only thing bigger than her a** is my egoooo-Uh (Uh-huh, honey) I'm so childish If you critique me I'll f**in lose it
Throw a tantrum like a five year old kid and that's the reason why I am a gay fish Kim K and Kanye together is damn sure to make the world throw up Please save us god (Uh-huh, honey) This just turned into a gross s** tape Ya might as well call me the new Ray J But hey, that's how Kim got famous I mean damn, might as well show off her only true talent Yes, we named our Kimyaby Northwest And yes, it's because we're smug and mindless (Uh-huh, honey) But hey, who wouldn't want their first kid to be named after a direction? And I think that I am the black Jesus Why you think I named my new album Yeezus? Now it's my time to die for your sins Watch out god here comes Kanye b**h (Uh-huh, honey) Kanye, is dead now, he's flying, through the clouds, this is really messed up, heaven, is f**ed (Uh-huh, honey)