Here's another sh**ty song about booty
No thought went into this crap it's just booty
It's so bad the title should have been "Doodie"
Makes "Anaconda" seem like
A masterpiece
It's pitiful
My new single
Is just one more mindless bore
About bu*ts this is getting old
I am a mother
I should know better
Than to star in soft p**n
Showing off my ancient keister
I was once the hottest young diva
Now I'm old and desperate to stay on the pop charts
So I asked this weird transvestite from Australia
To be in this because she's popular
(why is this albino famous?)
This is the lamest song yet about booty
Literally the whole vid is just booty
It's pathetic what your ladies are doing
Portraying women as nothing more than s** crazed meat!
I'm so shallow
That I actually
Took out an insurance
Policy on my huge tushy
For twenty seven
Million dólares
Makes my a**
Worth more cash
Than P. Diddy made of Biggie
Now I will cover my a** in lube
And thrust up and down like I am seizuring
I'll do anything to get cheat YouTube views
That's why I act like I'm eighteen when I'm fifty
(please don't let my children see this)
My big booty starring in a new movie
Taught my booty how to play "Call of Duty"
Smoke a doobie with my giant fat booty
In my booty I keep my ex Ben
(Someone help me!)
Another song about big booty
It's sad and pathetic for sure
But I did it 'cause I've like this old dame since
She danced on "In Living Color"
She's still a pretty s**y lady
Even though she pushed out a few babies
She got a few gray pubes but that ain't
Nothing can't be fixed with Brazilian shaving
Yahhnabahhhnabiday yongnabadahijay
Ain't no point saying words no ones listening anyway
Can't hide the fact that this is utter crap
Might as well fart the rest of this awful rap
Hey check out J. Lo
Ain't that Nicki Minaj's fat a**?
The three biggest bu*ts in music
Time to join forces we'll rule the charts
Six big fat a** cheeks with so much power and might
We are the Illuminati of booty
I am Iggy
I am J. Lo
I'm Nicki
From this day forward we'll rule by committee
Making sure pop music always stays sh**ty
That way we will always be on top winning